The biggest spider either of us have ever seen and it was chillin like nothing on our back patio. So as a man yes I'm supposed to be strong in these situation, but what the hell was I to do with this spider that was literally the size of a small child. Maybe a slight jump and a quick WTH, however I managed to keep my composer enough to move some things around and just leave that massive thing alone. I ask how do you even kill a spider that big? My next big purchase from the hardware store is going to be a machete maybe that will to the trick. So after the nerves calmed down and the random paranoid itching sensation went away we carried on with our day only to find this at the base of a palm tree just off the back patio.
One big ass dead iguana please. Rigamortous had taken over and the heat had blown it up like a balloon. Much like the spider we found ourselves wondering what to do with a two foot long dead iguana. Lucky we're not hungry enough yet to try and create a meal out of it however a long stick and black trash bag seemed like a good idea.
Dead iquana baged and packaged deliever to the area trash pick up site which is steps outside our gate.
Oh wait did some hear a Costa Rican volcher? Yes within minutes the bag had been drug into the middle of the street and the damn birds had the carcus out in pieces in the street. PERFECT now what? Well thankfully tomorrow is trash day so we can just move the nasty bag to the pile of trash to be picked up and worry no more right? Check out the horse from tonight, I need to let this thing into the yard to keep our rain forest grass looking tight.
Until tomorrow???